So I had a nightmare last night that all of the guys I have slept with were actually friends with each other and compared notes on how I was. That would be scary, makes my skin crawl... I like to have a clean slate and to not have to deal with the past.
On another note I think that it should be illegal for people to make dresses that only a contortionist would be able to zip up themselves.... not all of us women live with someone to zip them up. I was trying on dresses for the holiday company parties season and found two that I was in love with and made me look like I had a perfect body... they fit... like I could reach behind and connect both ends of the dress with a little room to spare yet try as hard as I could, I could not them zipped up completely I'd stop at 3/4 of the way done. How the heck does that work?
It reminds me of the Sex and the City episode where Samantha could not unclasp her bracelet.
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